Day #18: I grabbed lunch with a lovely zombette, but she kept making eyes at the nerdy guy in the corner. I guess I’m not her type1:31 PM Mar 16th via web
Day #19. Getting a beer with the new zombie girl at the office. Hoping my company’s sexual harassment policies are only for the living2:13 PM Mar 16th via web
Day #20: I have an unusual urge to eat the girl at the coffee shop…I can’t decide whether or not I’m a pervert, or just infected.
Day #21 I went to light my cigarette and she flipped out and ran away from the flame. I guess smokers really turn her off.2:49 PM Mar 16th via web
Day #22: Her droopy eyes looked down and she was shocked that rigor mortis set in.2:51 PM Mar 16th via web
Day #23: in the market for a newly turned girl today. I like it when they are barely undead2:58 PM Mar 16th via web
Day #24: She had a kind of Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas thing going on… I just hoped she wasn’t stuffed with leaves.3:09 PM Mar 16th via web
Day #25: Comfy night at home with the zombie bird. Bottle of wine, Chinese food, and George Romero.3:25 PM Mar 16th via web
Day #26: We were sipping our frappachinos and she asked what I thought about becoming a zombie for her. Who does that on a 1st date?3:29 PM Mar 16th via web
Day #27: me and dead eyes went to make out point, to terrorize local lovers.8:22 PM Mar 16th via web
Day #28: Had a St Pattys day breakfast beer with a sweet lil zombie Erin Go Braaaaagggggggghins10:59 AM Mar 17th via web
Day #29: Went ice skating, held hands, and then suddenly her arm was detached. The other people just stared as her cheeks went reddish blue11:13 AM Mar 17th via web
Day #30: When she kissed me I knew she wasn’t a zombie. She was a poser, and it broke my heart.11:17 AM Mar 17th via web
Day #31: Starting to feel a little disenchanted with this zombie thing. I could barely get it up at the anti-human rally.11:22 AM Mar 17th via web
Day #32: I was really hitting it off with this undead beauty, then she mentioned she a Canadian Zombie, and I just let my mind wander.11:34 AM Mar 17th via web
Day #33 I threw up in the middle of the sex, I couldn’t tell if it was the booze or the rotting flesh smell.about 5 hours ago via web
Day #34: I saved this girl from a pack of zombies. Why? because I saw she was bitten and in a manner of hours before she’d be my typeabout 4 hours ago via web
Day #35: She kept talking about the unfair portrayal of her people in the media…I just wanted to finish my whiskey, and not get so heavy.about 4 hours ago via web
Day #36: Fake zombie tits are a turn off, you want something you can really feel and peel off your corpse when getting carnalabout 4 hours ago via web
Day #37, I let her gnaw on my shoulder, I just wanted to feel something for once.about 1 hour ago via web
